your other "friends"'s definitions

laptop kid

A person that, at night, transforms into a short, fat little hobbit. A creature that lurks around in the wee hours of the night with laptop in hand and headphones on its head. Usually found locked in a public bathroom stall, this creature does questionable things whilst no one is around. Prone to rash opinions, he is always "right" and "smarter" than all others.

Someone is in the bathroom batin' it! What a laptop kid!

by your other "friends" November 5, 2013