6 definition by yo-yo-ma

At first I thought he was just creepy, but there's something sexy about his creepitude.

Lightning is just nature's way of having an orplasm.

Hey, bro, were you caught in that electrical storm last night?
Yeah, bro, and it was probably the best orplasm of my life!

See that girl? You'd never guess by looking at her that she's super smart, because she acts totally ditzy. That girl is really smitzy.

My boyfriend is President of the Chess Club and was accepted to Harvard. But he's forever losing his phone, locking himself out of his car, and leaving his wallet at home. God, is he smitzy.

I went to a job interview and totally nailed it: passed every test and gave all the right answers. Everything was perfect ... until it was time to leave. Without thinking, instead of shaking my interviewer's hand, I gave him a kiss him on the cheek! That was one hell of a smitzy moment.

See that girl? You'd never guess by looking at her that she's super smart, because she acts like a ditz. She's really a smitz.

My boyfriend is President of the Chess Club and was accepted to Harvard. But he's forever losing his phone, locking himself out of his car, and leaving his wallet at home. He's such a smitz.

My nickname is Smitzy, because people know I'm a smitz.

She's left-handed and a little bit sinister. She's a sinistrous mistress.

The English word sinister comes from the Latin word "sinistre", meaning "left". So, since she's sexy and left-handed, she's a sinister sister.