1 definition by xiao hauzi

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1. A man hating, butch kind of she male who wears CIA sunglasses when driving, has shaved hair a nose ring and plays an acoustic guitar to reveal the sensitive side of her personality.

2. A she male who's ass is as big as her truck
1. She's most likely to say: 'get outta the way small dick, i'm a fat truck driving lesbian and i'm gonna sing the times are changin'

2. She's most likely to hear: 'get off the sidewalk. there's a fat truck driving lesbian whose ass crack will swallow us'
by xiao hauzi July 04, 2006
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