7 definitions by wurtar
Pronounced like uh-mer-i-kuh, America is a fucking piece of shit nobody likes, it sucks so god damn much i hate it i hate i hate it i want it gone i want it fucking destroyed by 63 atomic bombs i swear to god its literally the worst thing that has ever been discovered
by wurtar July 14, 2022
The absolutely best person there ever is. There is nobody that can be better than alex, absolutely nobody. Not even god. You can tell him his problems, he can fix it. Hell, he can even fix your mental health. Clean your house. No idea why he doesnt own the world.
guy 1: dude this alex guy is so cool
guy 2: like seriously, he paid for my groceries after finding out i didnt bring my wallet
Alex: *stands there like the good guy he is*
guy 2: like seriously, he paid for my groceries after finding out i didnt bring my wallet
Alex: *stands there like the good guy he is*
by wurtar June 11, 2022
A person who is VERY good at ULTRAKILL by Arsi "Hakita" Patala. Usually gets a good score in The Cyber Grind and has P-ranked the entirety of Prelude and ACT 1
ULTRAKILLER: just got a x3817 ultracounterricoshot followed by a coin juggle
normal person: what the fuck are you talking about
normal person: what the fuck are you talking about
by wurtar February 7, 2023
by wurtar November 9, 2021
guy 1: man i love the taste of orange juice
me: *turns into hulk and beats him up because apple juice is better*
me: *turns into hulk and beats him up because apple juice is better*
by wurtar June 11, 2022
Naruto is a Japanese manga series written and illustrated by Masashi Kishimoto. It tells the story of Naruto Uzumaki, a young ninja who seeks recognition from his peers and dreams of becoming the Hokage, the leader of his village. The story is told in two parts – the first set in Naruto's pre-teen years, and the second in his teens.
Naruto was serialized in Shueisha's magazine, Weekly Shōnen Jump from 1999 to 2014, and released in tankōbon (book) form in 72 volumes. The manga was adapted into an anime television series produced by Pierrot and Aniplex, which broadcast 220 episodes in Japan from 2002 to 2007; the English dub of the series aired on Cartoon Network and YTV from 2005 to 2009. Naruto: Shippuden, a sequel to the original series, premiered in Japan in 2007, and ended in 2017, after 500 episodes. The English dub was broadcast on Disney XD from 2009 to 2011, airing the first 98 episodes, and then switched over to Adult Swim's Toonami programming block in January 2014, starting over from the first episode. The English dub is still airing weekly on Adult Swim to this day. Viz Media began streaming the anime series on their streaming service Neon Alley in December 2012 on 99 episodes, and ended on March 2016, after 338 episodes. Besides the anime series, Pierrot has developed eleven movies and twelve original video animations (OVAs). Other Naruto-related merchandise includes light novels, video games, and trading cards developed by several companies.
Naruto was serialized in Shueisha's magazine, Weekly Shōnen Jump from 1999 to 2014, and released in tankōbon (book) form in 72 volumes. The manga was adapted into an anime television series produced by Pierrot and Aniplex, which broadcast 220 episodes in Japan from 2002 to 2007; the English dub of the series aired on Cartoon Network and YTV from 2005 to 2009. Naruto: Shippuden, a sequel to the original series, premiered in Japan in 2007, and ended in 2017, after 500 episodes. The English dub was broadcast on Disney XD from 2009 to 2011, airing the first 98 episodes, and then switched over to Adult Swim's Toonami programming block in January 2014, starting over from the first episode. The English dub is still airing weekly on Adult Swim to this day. Viz Media began streaming the anime series on their streaming service Neon Alley in December 2012 on 99 episodes, and ended on March 2016, after 338 episodes. Besides the anime series, Pierrot has developed eleven movies and twelve original video animations (OVAs). Other Naruto-related merchandise includes light novels, video games, and trading cards developed by several companies.
guy 1: dude what the hell this is literally just wikipedia for naruto
guy 2: yeah this guy is lazy as hell
guy 2: yeah this guy is lazy as hell
by wurtar June 11, 2022
guy 1: man i sure do love sploingus
sploingus: أ ̢̢̛̛͍̫͍̥̖̣̖̪̰̤͈̈͌̈͑͒̆̎͜͜͝͠ن̴̢̛̠̮͔̘͍̣̼̦͓̦̩̗̖͐̅̓̎̓̋̿̍̊̾͝ا̵͚̺͚̱̽̈́͗͒̑͘ ̴̢̢̥͉̼̭̼̠̥̙̤̱̼͍͚͂أ̴̢̟̗͍̹̖̿̅̂̍̀̊͋ح̶̟̬̙̈́͛̽̀͆̀̍́͝͠ب ̛̣̥͕̦͉̼̙͎̽́̍͂͂̌̂͂́͗͗͛̕ͅك ̳̀ ̵̦̱̎̑̇̂̐̓̾͌̉́̑̔͒أ ̨̢̧̻̺̗͉̺̻̖͙̇̅̈̿̾ي̵̛̘̳̙̣͉͖̠̮̏̌̓̋̑͒͗͛̇̈́̑̚ض̵̵ً̡̡̳̗͚͖̭̼͚͔̳͉͓̙̟̰͇̈́̏̑̑͒̌͆̔̿̑͜͜͝ا̵̛̩̑͛͌̑͊̆̂̀ ̢̱̗̩̟̘͔̗̊̍̀̎̑̅͠ي̶̛͙̹̣͔̟̠̭̳̮͉̺͉͙̈̆̆͜͜ا̵̡̧̪̜̳̼̆͋̉̓̔͋ ̵̰̻̦̱͐͂͗̾̒͛̌ر̵̨̀̀̈̂͜ج̶̬̱̰̣͉̥̽͆̑̃̌͒̊̋͒̈́̊̈́̕ل̵̨͇̮̩͕̣͙̤͙̜̬̿͊͐́̉̀́̕͜ͅͅ ̴̢̢̡̛̯̰̺͖͙̆̽̀͌ͅو ̦͇́̔͋͋̽ا ͙̋͆̆͌̽͛̍̋͘ح̴̧̮̘̘̝̼̙͎͙̚͜د̴̝̝̖̭́̎̀
sploingus: أ ̢̢̛̛͍̫͍̥̖̣̖̪̰̤͈̈͌̈͑͒̆̎͜͜͝͠ن̴̢̛̠̮͔̘͍̣̼̦͓̦̩̗̖͐̅̓̎̓̋̿̍̊̾͝ا̵͚̺͚̱̽̈́͗͒̑͘ ̴̢̢̥͉̼̭̼̠̥̙̤̱̼͍͚͂أ̴̢̟̗͍̹̖̿̅̂̍̀̊͋ح̶̟̬̙̈́͛̽̀͆̀̍́͝͠ب ̛̣̥͕̦͉̼̙͎̽́̍͂͂̌̂͂́͗͗͛̕ͅك ̳̀ ̵̦̱̎̑̇̂̐̓̾͌̉́̑̔͒أ ̨̢̧̻̺̗͉̺̻̖͙̇̅̈̿̾ي̵̛̘̳̙̣͉͖̠̮̏̌̓̋̑͒͗͛̇̈́̑̚ض̵̵ً̡̡̳̗͚͖̭̼͚͔̳͉͓̙̟̰͇̈́̏̑̑͒̌͆̔̿̑͜͜͝ا̵̛̩̑͛͌̑͊̆̂̀ ̢̱̗̩̟̘͔̗̊̍̀̎̑̅͠ي̶̛͙̹̣͔̟̠̭̳̮͉̺͉͙̈̆̆͜͜ا̵̡̧̪̜̳̼̆͋̉̓̔͋ ̵̰̻̦̱͐͂͗̾̒͛̌ر̵̨̀̀̈̂͜ج̶̬̱̰̣͉̥̽͆̑̃̌͒̊̋͒̈́̊̈́̕ل̵̨͇̮̩͕̣͙̤͙̜̬̿͊͐́̉̀́̕͜ͅͅ ̴̢̢̡̛̯̰̺͖͙̆̽̀͌ͅو ̦͇́̔͋͋̽ا ͙̋͆̆͌̽͛̍̋͘ح̴̧̮̘̘̝̼̙͎͙̚͜د̴̝̝̖̭́̎̀
by wurtar June 11, 2022