FOB OTWH

Fell Off the Boat, On the Way Here

Me: Mommy am I a FOB OTWH?
Mommy: Yes.....yes you are.
Me: Oh okay
(awkward silence)
Me: Can I have more roti?
Mommy: You know for a baby, you eat wayyy to much roti and dahl.
Me: I know....

by wordmaker2005 February 24, 2005

ABCM

American Born Confused Monkey

Me: If an indian monkey is born in the United States....
Mommy: (irritated) yes.....
Me: Won't that make him a an ABCM? HAHHHAHAHAHA Im so funny mommy.
Mommy: Please stop talking.....

by wordmaker2005 February 24, 2005