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Bauman Bender

The act of causing collaterral damage during an extended period of heavy drinking. The collateral damange typically involves family members and MUST last longer than the hangover incurred from the bender itself.
Although my hangover has subsided from my Bauman Bender, I must now explain to my wife why I have a tattoo of an ex girlfriend on my arm.
Bauman Bender by witnessed it October 26, 2011