Definitions by willey, j

The Lube Monster 

also known as a uber dry jay ...

Girl: Hey babe, I think we need to buy some more lube tomorrow..

Guy: Why?

Girl: I think the lube monster ate it all.

Guy: Oh really, the lube monster?

Girl: AKA... my vagina....

The Lube Monster by willey, j April 30, 2009