A person that is prude but all the hotties love him. Many people are like this, as i know many. They usually have some fucking stupid comeback when you make fun of their prudeness like, "Do ya smell me dawg?!" or some other lame shit.
Jamie: I'll ask Shawna out tonight, dawg.
Chris: That's what you said the first eight times.
Jamie: I'm serious this time.
Chris: OOOkay (sarcastically)
-NEXT DAY-
Chris: Did you ask her out last night.
Jamie: Well... (a few lame-ass excuses later...)
Chris: You're a cret.
