webster _c's definitions

squeaky beef

A heavily processed roast beef pressed into a loaf. When sliced, the roast beef has a slimy, iridescent appearance and has a distinctive squeaky feeling when chewed. This roast beef is commonly served in cafeterias and fast food restautants.

I can't eat fast food roast beef sandwiches anymore because they all use squeaky beef.

by webster _c January 31, 2007