warped moustache's definitions

Matt Wellesley

a guitar wielding God, who is obsessed with his retarded girlfriend, Mandie.
(also see, "Mandie")

guy 1: "I wish I could learn guitar so I could play like Matt Wellesley!"

guy 2: "yeah. he's great! Mandie is one lucky girl!"

by warped moustache August 24, 2011