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When you go on at least a diet of Crystal Meth, marlboros and mountain dew, for a minimum of 9 days to get the full effect.
Crys-Tal: Umm Brandi how'd you get so skinny?
Brandi: After Dale got back from hug'a'thug he got me back on that missouri diet girl.
Crys-Tal: Well you's gettin finer than a froghair.
Brandi: After Dale got back from hug'a'thug he got me back on that missouri diet girl.
Crys-Tal: Well you's gettin finer than a froghair.
by vansdirty hand July 10, 2010
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guy 1- man this dude at the bar was being a total douch nozzle.
guy 2- so what did you do?
guy 1- I just told him to pound sand in your ass.
guy 2- hmmm.
guy 2- so what did you do?
guy 1- I just told him to pound sand in your ass.
guy 2- hmmm.
by vansdirty hand July 10, 2010
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