1 definition by trumpet hater
Played by pompousjerks who believe they are superior to their fellow band members. Very rarely played correctly and very often blasted. The only time trumpet players get any action is at band camp.
"What's this song supposed to be? I don't hear anything but noise..."
"Yeah, that band has way too many trumpets."
"Yeah, that band has way too many trumpets."
by trumpet hater July 20, 2005