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obdormition

1. medical terminology when your limbs fall asleep; numbness in an extremity caused by constant pressure on a nerve and/or poor circulation due to lack of movement — paresthesia (“pins and needles”) typically follows

After 47 minutes of post bowel movement procrastination doomscrolling had passed by as he strained on the porcelain throne, Kendal finally wiped and attempted to stand up; alas, due to the considerable obdormition that had set in approximately 191 memes ago, his knees abruptly buckled beneath him, knocking him out on the edge of the bathtub.

by trailer park goth July 1, 2023