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bolatito

A name typically used for a soft-spoken black woman who is very skinny, short, rude and talkative. They often think they're hilarious, but oh lord, they couldn't be further from the truth.
They're also notorious grammar nazis.
Their only saving grace is that they're very good listeners, so make pretty good make-shift therapists.
I ran into an extremely short, rude and annoying girl yesterday, I am pretty sure she's a Bolatito. I'd bet my life on it!
by totally not michael January 13, 2022
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