Definitions by toonce’s tuccis

schemiest 

whomever is the most schemey

i.e. Jack is the schemiest bitch alive.

schemiest by toonce’s tuccis July 28, 2019

Quiet, Pirates 

1. The distress signal for a sleeper cell of pirates in an urbanized location. The pirates have a moral obligation, nay, a physical urge to assemble in the desired location of their fellow distressed pirate (FDP).

2. Diarrhea noise

Robber: I will take your belongings.
FDP: Arg...not my belongings! QUIET, PIRATES!
*pirates assemble*

2. Up to interpretation

Quiet, Pirates by toonce’s tuccis September 8, 2018