2 definitions by think tank inc.

a sasquatchular, slightly ginger, rednecked who enjoys rock climbing without a shirt, making beef jerkey, and who gets stung by bees while sleeping. Also a spaz
Wow that kid is a Beef Jerkey Johnson

Oh george bush is more of a redneck than Beef Jerkey Johnson


Wow he's as good of a rock climber as Beef Jerkey Johnson
by think tank inc. March 15, 2009
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sweaty, homeless, women eating enemas, often. or just a diss with any meaning you want.
That Shmitty kid is a fucking shweemo.
by think tank inc. March 15, 2009
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