A real stick-in-the-mud kind of person. The human equivalent of biting in to a mealy apple. Someone who enjoys watery salsa and hangs out with unsavory characters on the public bus. Desperately tries to be cool by adopting millennial slang and wearing stylish European clothing but it just doesn't work. If you get seated next to them at a dinner party and make it through the night with your sanity intact you should be awarded a Nobel Peace Prize.
"Hey did you hear about the party at Alfredo's place later tonight?"
"Yeah it's gonna be off the chain, Anders isn't coming"
"Dope"
