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Someone that puts on fake glasses (with tape on them) to make themselves look smarter
Noah - Woah did Santana get new Glasses

Caleb - No that's just here Nerd Cloak
by theguy_thatsays_he'ssmart November 26, 2015

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That feeling you get after jerking off that you get when you finish the porn you were watching.
D'Qwanza (After Jacking off) - Man this shit (Porn) is nasty

José - Man that is one serious case of Porn Afterbite
by theguy_thatsays_he'ssmart June 22, 2016

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People that post a bunch of pictures on there social media at once. And then Brust Post again in a week or so.
Steve - Jesus why does Nathan post so much. I'm getting tired of her and her nerd cloak

Dave - He doesn't post a lot, he is just a Burst Poster
by theguy_thatsays_he'ssmart June 22, 2016

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Abbreviation for Kill Yourself. Mostly used in a joking way though
Sophie - Night Bro

Oscar - Nite

Sophie - KYS

Oscar - You Too Faggot
by theguy_thatsays_he'ssmart June 22, 2016

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That store that looks really shady because it had bullet holes or iron bars or something on it.
Officer 1 - Dude Get Your gun, were going into that Shadow Store
Officer 2 - On it!
via giphy
by theguy_thatsays_he'ssmart March 15, 2016

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That Taco From Tacobell that leaves you on the toilet for a couple hours
Peter - Oh god, I have to go
Leeny - Why, What's up?
Peter - Kamikaze Taco....
Leeny - Don't forget toilet paper mate
by theguy_thatsays_he'ssmart March 15, 2016

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Somebody that floods your Instgram feed with videos of them doing popular dances
Jeff - Dude you must be into Emily, she is all over your feed.
Quintin - Nah man, she is just a Dab Nazi
by theguy_thatsays_he'ssmart March 15, 2016

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