Definitions by the wedding crasher

Knotch on your belt 

The assumption (or even fact) that a man may be using a woman for short-term physical and/or sexual pleasures.

Guy 1: She's not just another knotch on your belt...?
Guy 2: *checks pants* I'm not even wearing a belt... beltless...

Knotch on your belt by the wedding crasher April 11, 2011

Crisis Lock Down Mode

When someone throws a shitfit at the house after his or her significant other leaves without saying goodbye. Commonly found within close-nit families and popular parties.

Guy 1: Dude, don't leave me now, bro.

Guy 2: Watch me... watch me take this ass down the road!
Guy 1: NO. If you do that, Gloria is gonna throw a shitfit and the house is gonna go into crisis lock down mode.

Crisis Lock Down Mode by the wedding crasher April 11, 2011