Definitions by the wedding crasher
Crisis Lock Down Mode
When someone throws a shitfit at the house after his or her significant other leaves without saying goodbye. Commonly found within close-nit families and popular parties.
Guy 1: Dude, don't leave me now, bro.
Guy 2: Watch me... watch me take this ass down the road!
Guy 1: NO. If you do that, Gloria is gonna throw a shitfit and the house is gonna go into crisis lock down mode.
Guy 2: Watch me... watch me take this ass down the road!
Guy 1: NO. If you do that, Gloria is gonna throw a shitfit and the house is gonna go into crisis lock down mode.
Crisis Lock Down Mode by the wedding crasher April 11, 2011
Simple Chapter and Verse
A bible reference that one may use in a real-life situation to simplify a long-winded statement or decision by breaking it down in short form. (a.k.a simple chapter and verse).
Guy 1: You're going.
Guy 2: No I'm not.
Guy 1: Lemme break it down to you in simple chapter and verse, you're going!
Guy 2: No I'm not.
Guy 1: Lemme break it down to you in simple chapter and verse, you're going!
Simple Chapter and Verse by the wedding crasher April 11, 2011