the true philosophist's definitions

philosophy

the continuous questioning of everything and anything about life until you have absolutely no answers and have successfully endured one terrible mind fuck

Girl One: wow this philosophy homework is some impossible shit.
Girl Two: kill yourself. write a philosophical question about it.

Girl One: is it necessary to be alive for you to be able to kill yourself?
Girl Two: good now go test your philosophy.

by the true philosophist February 17, 2014