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Cret-Bag
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cret-
bag
is a combination of a
cretin
and a douchebag. cret-
bags
are known to be absolute crets.
You are an
absolute
cret-
bag
Look at that cret-
bag
Cret-Bag
by
the sweede
August 19, 2009