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wolfey berserks 

A redneck way to cut your chops where your side burns connect with your mustache and everything below that is shaved. It is a hick version of mutton chops.

Look at Dan's wolfey berserks, he looks like an inbred combination of general custer and the bearded lady.

wolfey berserks by the realdeal hova July 22, 2016