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the most brilliant person on Earth. Good looking, charming and from London. Aslo wears the best socks. If you aren't Sam you should wish you was.
Chuck Norris- have you met Sam.
Other man who isn't important in any way- No why
Chuck Norris- your life isn't complete, and you don't deserve to live..
Other man dies painfully
Other man who isn't important in any way- No why
Chuck Norris- your life isn't complete, and you don't deserve to live..
Other man dies painfully
by the real Chuck Norris April 18, 2012
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