Definitions by the inteceptor

Mang 

An imaginary disease or an unspeakable slime. Communicable by touch, the only way to get rid of the mang is by giving it to somebody else and braying 'You've got the mang!'

YOU'VE GOT THE MANG!
see that minger man she had a matted minge wit mang all over it

Mang by the inteceptor December 3, 2003