the chowsta's definitions

beach dildo

(1)A random dildo found at the beach

(2) Can also be used for hyperbole

-1: "Holy Sh*t I just stepped on a beach dildo!"

-2: "How's you're hangover?" "Not good; I feel like I got slapped with a bag full of beach dildos."

by the chowsta September 30, 2010