Definitions by the baby puncher

Texas Wiggly Smack 

The fine art of shaving your balls, letting the hair grow back just a little (typically a day or two) and then smacking someone in the face with your balls and then dragging them across the victims face.

The texas wiggly smack is best done while the victim is awake for maximum effect

Texas Wiggly Smack by the baby puncher October 28, 2009