Definitions by ted cruz's butter cow

Pittsburgh Pinky 

When you luxuriously lick marinara sauce off of your pinky finger while eating mozzarella sticks. The tongue must be fully extended outside of the mouth before the licking commences.

Wow, I had no idea Bartholemew's tongue was so long before I watched him do a Pittsburgh Pinky.

Pittsburgh Pinky by ted cruz's butter cow October 18, 2017

mouth harassing 

A furious and passionate method of eating a hamburger.

What I look like crying over some guy that don't want me when I could be mouth harassing a hamburger, bitch!

mouth harassing by ted cruz's butter cow September 17, 2017