ted cruz's butter cow's definitions

mouth harassing

A furious and passionate method of eating a hamburger.

What I look like crying over some guy that don't want me when I could be mouth harassing a hamburger, bitch!

by ted cruz's butter cow September 17, 2017

Pittsburgh Pinky

When you luxuriously lick marinara sauce off of your pinky finger while eating mozzarella sticks. The tongue must be fully extended outside of the mouth before the licking commences.

Wow, I had no idea Bartholemew's tongue was so long before I watched him do a Pittsburgh Pinky.

by ted cruz's butter cow October 18, 2017