1 definition by summary beast**

A famliy member or really close lesbian friend. Or just lesbian that u know who eats dog food.
Paris Hilton was caught by poparazzi eating IAMS dog food,and she quoted"its yummyliscios now get out of my cave!!" reporters thought she was "high". Therefore Paris Hilton is a Finkle quirk
by summary beast** February 18, 2011
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