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Soggy Swanny

while wanking shout out all his nick names and try and cum before you say all of them

Dude, I did the soggy swanny last night I only got to three of his nicknames

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he strokes you with his beard then he jizzes on your foot then he begins to lick it off with a seductive face

guy 1: I got angry pnut'd
guy 2: Oh god did you feel his beard?
guy 1: Yer while he was licking jizz off my foot

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