A male ejaculates, urinates, and puts his feces in a blender for several days, then mixes it to make his own special blend. The blend is then stored in the refrigerator for freshness. After he has intercourse with a female, he offers her a glass of his special mixture for refreshment.
"Damn I heard Whitney got Mike Pearce'd last night!"
"I'd love to Mike Pearce that girl in the black dress"
"I'm going to finish studying econ and then go get Mike Pearce'd!"