Music teacher: I love Mozart, he’s so dreamy…
Me: yknow Mozart had a thing for scatology? Eg scat? Basically he was infatuated with poop ;)
Me: yknow Mozart had a thing for scatology? Eg scat? Basically he was infatuated with poop ;)
by spotlight ah moonlight ah May 28, 2023

by spotlight ah moonlight ah July 01, 2023

Attention whore, getting themselves fucked up so the ambulance will be obligated to pick them up, resulting in lil jolts of happiness every time they take someone’s attention.
Friend: Holy shit dude did you hear John Doe broke his femur??
Me: Ambulance chaser. I used to be a slut for people paying attention to me, but then I put on my big boy pants and realized how buttfucked it actually is.
Me: Ambulance chaser. I used to be a slut for people paying attention to me, but then I put on my big boy pants and realized how buttfucked it actually is.
by spotlight ah moonlight ah January 07, 2024

LLJ LLJ LLJ LLJ LLJ LLJ LLJ LLJ LLJ LLJ
by spotlight ah moonlight ah April 07, 2022

by spotlight ah moonlight ah December 19, 2022

The FDA is a puppet.
by spotlight ah moonlight ah May 08, 2024

Bro 1: bro got no bitches
Bro 2: oh yea? Sounds like you got acute bitch deficiency.
Bro 1: bruh moment
Bro 2: oh yea? Sounds like you got acute bitch deficiency.
Bro 1: bruh moment
by spotlight ah moonlight ah December 18, 2024
