sparky mcfartypants's definitions

midnight shadow

when a guy is going down on a women and she has a wet fart that splatters his chin and jaw, leaving a chocolate beard

Paul: "Dude, last night, I took Lacy out for Mexican food. Then later when I went down on her, she gave me a mean midnight shadow!"

Jeff: "Bummer, dude."

by sparky mcfartypants April 27, 2011