1 definition by spagety in lizards ears

An Alex Austen is generally someone who likes to step on cats heads and put spaghetti through lizards ear holes. He also likes to sit on his brothers penis and give him sloppy toppy. His father typically has pockets as deep as the Mariana Trench.
by spagety in lizards ears March 26, 2021
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