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shits and spews 

Chronic diarreah and vomiting.

Dr: I'm afraid you've got gastroenteritis
Thick patient. Huh?
Dr: Shits and spews
Thick patient: Is that why I am shitting and spewing all the time?
Dr: yes

shits and spews by sniff my knickers November 19, 2007