the best instagram account out there, gives you weed and cookies. but beware, they’ll bang you, your mum and your dad. she is also known as mommy
person 1: yo what’s that account that you told me about?
person 2: kermitsbigshlong? yeah they’re amazing!
person 2: kermitsbigshlong? yeah they’re amazing!
by sickestmofo July 01, 2021

THE BEST INSTAGRAM ACCOUNT OF ALL TIME, THEY WILL GIVE U WEED AND COOKIES. BEWARE THO CUZ SHES ATTRACTED TO UR DAD AND NOT U
person one: what’s that fb meme account you keep talking about?
person two: oh you mean kermitsbigshlong? yeah they’re great!
person two: oh you mean kermitsbigshlong? yeah they’re great!
by sickestmofo July 01, 2021
