Crunchy Nut Syndrome

A serious medical condition where your sperm is so expired, when you sit down it sounds like you're sitting on a bag of chips aka "crunchy nut" syndrome

"Yo who's got a bag of Doritos?"
"Nah bro didn't your hear? Tommy's got that Crunchy Nut Syndrome"

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Booty Snake

"Yo I heard Kyle got the booty snake in prison"
"No fuckin' wayyyy dude!"

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The kink where the man likes to be humiliated by having the women strip him naked and forcing him into her purse for a stroll at the mall

"Yo Tommy ever try being a purse puppy?"
"Nah bro let's try it"

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