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Jonathan
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A Jonathan
is an
ugly whore
who has a
crush on
anyone named sophie.
Jonathan:
Oh my god
! Is her name sophie? I’d
love to
bang her
🤪🤪
Jonathan
by
shashasha, shashasha
December 1, 2021
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