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a less offensive term than oaf for clumsy person
stop telling me your limo is triple parked; stop being such turkey fingers and learn the phrase "practice makes perfect"
by sexydimma September 30, 2014

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a family barbecue where there is no other type of meat but pork.
if you are likely to suffer from afthavithm, do not attend a porkbecue
by sexydimma September 27, 2014

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a very offensive and derogatory term for Labor Day (in North America and Thanksgiving Day (in Canada only).
international beat-off day is an offensive term because on these days otherwise productive male members of the North American workforce simply sit at home doing diddly-squat and beat off to porn. Too bad Thanksgiving is not celebrated in Canada during the month of Brovember.
by sexydimma September 17, 2014

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(A combination of the words selfie, ugly and photography)

a) when one's incompetence in photography is such that all they can do is take (objectively) ugly selfies

b) (medical condition): when a person feels like puking when looking at each and any selfie of themselves, even when the selfie is considered objectively normal by many other people
As a medical condition, selfiglyphy cannot be treated, at least atm ,
by sexydimma May 25, 2014

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(not to be confused with, but still pronounced atavism): a spiritual disease afflicting Jews and Muslims who over-consume pork and/or pork containing products.
Left untreated, afthavithm will result in the utter nuclear, biochemical and molecular disintegration (and ultimately death) of the monotheistic soul of the afflicted individual.
by sexydimma May 02, 2014

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a coolidiculous term for a person who sneezes very loudly, and somewhat too much, despite the fact that they have no known medical allergies.
my dad is a sneezer-tweezer; i like to make fun of him for that reason.
by sexydimma May 01, 2014

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interrupting someone by finishing their sentences/words for them
boy, in an argument with his father:

boy: dad, sorry, I'll skip dinner tonight and (...)

father: (...) finish your chemistry and physics projects you are working on? That would be nice.

kodem koll, dad, stop putting words in the horse's mouth, and FYI it's actually Italian and Latin homework I was going to work on, later on the chemistry and physics.
by sexydimma April 28, 2014

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