2 definitions by ryan and jay

Top Definition

the area between your smegma blotched anteater and your stanky dirty balloon knot. Also known as choda, bicycle seat, perineum, and the bonch.

I like the smell of my schmello pad.

by ryan and jay November 20, 2003

eating while taking a dump.

I love cinnamon toast crunch while I crump.

by ryan and jay November 20, 2003