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A famous game on Roblox. This game is full of absolutely stupid children who trades the piles of garbage they bring everywhere with them to flex on others only to get scammed, after that they start a massive argument and the argument has a heck ton of terrible shitty insults. What other can you do in this game other than go on google and search up for the best insults known to man kind or watching the dramatic movie while eating a large sized popcorn and loudly sipping 2 liters of your favorite soda? Collecting! Yes that's right, use your parent's credit card (I forgot that your dad went to get milk) and get some in game currency to get the useless pets! Grow it while it begs you for food, for a shower (little shit can't turn on the water) and for some playtime! Why not collect some recyclable plastic instead of going to the gym, doing homework and much, much more! Waste your valuables (including every second of your life) on this amazing game! Watch the no-lifers get their daily streaks to a higher number! So cool! Play adopt me now! 100% won't make a pop up begging you for your life savings every 10 seconds! Now get your ass out there and go lose some weight.
Mother: Somebody used up all of my money!
14 year old: It was insert 5 y/o name here, insert 5 y/o non-existent pronouns here said that insert 5 y/o non-existent pronouns here needs it to get a cool pet in the weird lookin game called "Adopt Me" on "Roblox"
Mother: I fucking hate my life.
by rotten mochi August 28, 2022
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A horror game full of stupid children who always die by the easiest entities and probably never bothers reading the tips, need info? basically its inspired by spooky's jumpscare mansion and some other game i forgor, not what you're looking for? okay nerd heres the list of all the entities and how to survive them:
rush: whenever the lights flicker hide in a closet
ambush: same for rush expect it can appear from 2 to 4 or 6 times. (tip: hop out of the locker/bed and then get in after ambush passes you to not get ganged up on by hide and ambush)
hide: dont hide in the locker/bed for too long
eyes: dont look at them
screech: look everywhere until you find screech if you hear a psst (stare it down)
seek: just follow the blue lights also dont touch the hands and fire at the last part (seek appears twice in a run)
figure: be quiet mf
glitch: stick with the team
STILL not what youre looking for?????? you were worse than i thought but ok if its for the badges then heres the badges:
WATCH A GODDAMN YT TUTORIAL
roblox doors is so scary my dad went to go get the milk when i showed him the game
by rotten mochi August 28, 2022
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