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care bearsturbate

when you buy a care bear and proceed to masturbate at mcdonalds while ordering a large coke when you get your large coke you then proceed to ejaculate in your large coke and tip it onto your care bear you then proceed to eat the bear and vomit onto a nearby sheep
i just care bearsturbated now im in jail YOLO
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