robyn cason's definitions

ear muffies

when uffy's use vulgar language in front of mini uffy's they shout, "ear muffies!" and the mini uffy's put their hands on top of their ears. this prevents the mini uffy's from mimicking vulgarities at holiday meals, easter egg hunts, or in houses of worship.

fluffy- "so i told that fucking arse to shut up or put up."
"oh, whoops." "i forgot ur little uffy's were
in the room."

muffy- "next time just say, "ear muffies!"

buffy- "yeah, now you can toatally skank it up you"...
"EAR MUFFY'S!" "YOU SKANKY HO!"

by robyn cason January 21, 2008

lezbish

stature that is not quite as high as the lezboss. close friend of the lezboss.

just as cute but not as bossy.

buffy- "fluffy is coming to town, i love that lezbish!"
muffy- "yea!" "i love that lezbish too, but i'm the lezboss!!"

by robyn cason January 17, 2008