1 definition by rice muncher

Muppets who enjoy sliding objects (such as fingers, mobile phones, remote controls, fists, poppy, doodleshits) up their rectum.

They are commonly known to excessively indulge themselves in rectum gas; usually their own. Daniel Wilde's believe this repulsive act expresses their nature to be of "Mad cunt" stature.
"I practice Daniel Wilde"
"Danya, I cut yoor neck off"
by rice muncher April 30, 2009
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