porkchchoppanzeefin's definitions

spünt

Mild disgust before receiving something that you've wanted for a long time.

Clarence: Hey! Congrats on your upcoming promotion, Janet!
Janet: It should've happened six months ago and all I feel is spünt.

by porkchchoppanzeefin October 5, 2023

Two-Flush Tonka

A shit so big it takes two flushes.

"Hey man, can you go flush your shit again? It's a two-flush tonka and I really don't want to deal with that."

by porkchchoppanzeefin July 18, 2022