Bacon strips

1.Big, retro, jheri-curl looking, post-60s-Elvis sideburns. The bigger the better. They are bad-assssssss. Must extend further than the bottom of the earlobe. Hyde from "That 70s Show" illustrates them nicely.

1."Ron has the best bacon strips ever. He's been growing them since puberty."

by pimpin' nikki pee November 28, 2006