Definitions by peter 4skin eater

( )( )

( )( ) is a common symbol used on msn meaning ass, anal, buttocks, bum - whatever you call it.

person A : it smells like ( )( ) in here!
person B : yeah that's probably your ( )( )!
persob A : you ARE an ( )( )!!

A person who has a hairy (bum) or (ass) is said to have an ass-tash - which is basically a (mustache) on somebody's (ass)

ass licker : oh my god! - you didn't tell me you have an ass-tash!
ass lickee : oh sorry I forgot to shave it