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A cocktail consisting of:

1 oz white tequila
1 oz coffee liqueur
1 splash Coca-Cola
4 oz milk

Nobody can explain where the "Colorado" part came from, but it might have something to do with the color of the drink.
I think I had a Colorado Motherfucker last night in Denver, but somehow I woke up in Nevada.
by pectussian March 28, 2011

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Vegan Black Metal Chef is an up-and-coming YouTube celeb. The creator of the videos dresses in a manner similar to Gene Simmons of KISS, with white face paint and black streaks around his eyes, and wears a black suit of armor. Clearly, he's also influenced by such real-life black metal bands as Mayhem, Burzum, and Dark Throne. Thus far, he has only posted two videos ("Pad Thai" and "Easy Meal Ideas of the Ages"), yet the first video alone has received over 1 million views and spawned imitators. He has also been referenced on quite a few food-related blogs. And finally, in true black metal style, the videos/songs are at least 12-15 minutes long!
by pectussian July 02, 2011

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n. A "fourth" sexual orientation, if you will, that applies only to devoted fans of IAMX. Basically, regardless of your normal sexual orientation, you admit to fantasizing about Chris Corner or other members of the band on occasion.
Guy: Mom, Dad? It's about time I come out...I'm an IAMXSexual.
by pectussian July 24, 2011

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1. An enemy from Shining Force, for the Sega Genesis, part of the series of "Shining" series of fantasy console games developed by Sega.

2. Also could refer to any evil clown, although this particular name is generally used by fans of the original Shining Force game. As the word "dire" generally means "Warning of or having dreadful or terrible consequences," according to most dictionary whores, it seems perfectly appropriate.
Gamer: I just walked into a dark alley and fought a Dire Clown in hand-to-hand combat!

Friend: Oh? And when was the last time you left your bedroom, Mr. Gamersexual?
by pectussian June 21, 2011

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n. Also known as a "chatterbot," these are AI programs designed to simulate "intelligent" conversation with human users. The problem, with most of them, is that either a. they sound ridiculous, or b. the programmer has tried too hard to make them "human." Either way, most users try to get them to talk dirty. Among the most famous of these are ALICE, ELIZA (the original), and Cleverbot.
Chatbot: So, how are you today?
User: I'll be better after you suck my cock.
Chatbot: Can you explain what "cock" means?
by pectussian July 15, 2011

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An infamous 1975 film directed by Pier Paolo Pasolini, based on the book "The 120 Days of Sodom" by the Marquis de Sade. In the story, four fascist libertines in Italy round up 9 teenage boys and 9 teenage girls, and subject them to 120 days of physical, mental, and sexual torture. Interestingly, the film is divided into four segments that loosely parallel Dante Alighieri's Inferno: the Anteinferno, the Circle of Manias, the Circle of Shit, and the Circle of Blood. Considered one of the most graphic and disturbing films of all time.
College film student: So, I have to watch "Salò, or the 120 Days of Sodom" for "The Art of Film and Video." You wanna join me?

College art student: No thanks, I just ate!
by pectussian June 29, 2011

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An event or place (such as an anime convention) where large numbers of nerds join forces and celebrate such common interests in style. May or may not include cosplay, music, and celebrity guest appearances. This also may apply to atypical "nerdy" activities, such as painting, knitting, or poetry.
"Are you going to Comic-con this year?" "Yeah, I heard it's gonna be the biggest nerdstravaganza ever!"
by pectussian July 02, 2013

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