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The village of Hempstead on Long Island. It is one of the few neighborhoods on Long Island with a black and Latino majority, and borders the towns of Uniondale and Garden City (which is the complete opposite in terms of economic status).

Hempstead is where Hofstra University is located. Famously the birthplace of Prodigy from Mobb Deep.
Rich guy: Hey, I have to drive through Hempstead tonight in my Corvette. Wanna come?

Friend: Not unless you got an army with you.
by pectussian May 10, 2011

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n. Possibly the most pointless, irrational form of debate on the Internet today, a YouTube debate is when two or more people get into an argument via the comments section on YouTube. The topics may include politics, Megadeth vs. Jonas Brothers, Justin Bieber, the paranormal, how VEVO sucks, or perhaps most laughably, gang affiliations. As with your average forum fighter, those who start (or engage in) these debates are often just trolls, but some actually take them seriously, to the point of getting emotional. Also, they generally contain numerous spelling and grammar errors.
MOFOmike: fuk u, ur a fukin democrat whore and that's the rezin r cuntry is so fukked up rite now.
YoYoMa: u fuqqin redneck republican bitch-ass, how bout u come say dat in ma hood, i'll blast you with my fo-fo!
Uploader Comment: And another YouTube debate turns violent...
by pectussian July 22, 2011

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1. Looking up your own name on Google to see how famous and popular (or unpopular) you are.

2. Slang for masturbation. Has been referenced at least once in The Vacationeers, an L.A. sketch comedy group.
College Guy: I'll be right there! I was just, uh...working on my Intro to Philosophy paper!

College Girl: Bullshit! You were Googling yourself again, weren't you?
by pectussian July 02, 2011

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n. A style of spoken word poetry that is generally used in a competition, known as a poetry slam. Often, as with hip-hop music, the subject matter concerns urban life, crime, drugs, or other inner-city-related subjects. The difference in many cases, however, is that with slam poetry, the words/lyrics are more introspective and creative than your run-of-the-mill hit rap song. Also seems influenced by the Beat Poets, such as Allen Ginsberg and Jack Kerouac.
Beau Sia wrote a book of slam poetry called "A Night Without Armor II: The Revenge," which probably really pissed off Jewel Kilcher.
by pectussian July 02, 2011

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August Underground's Mordum is an indie exploitation film released by Toetag Pictures in 2003. Designed to look like a snuff film, the movie depicts a fictional love triangle between the lead character from the original August Underground, his insane girlfriend Crusty, and her animal-like brother, Maggot. Numerous horror film sites have listed this film on their top 10 "most disgusting" and/or "most disturbing" lists. Despite many rumors to the contrary, however, it is NOT real!
College Guy: Hey bro, wanna watch August Underground's Mordum with me?

Friend: *vomits*
by pectussian June 17, 2011

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n. A street near Midtown Atlanta, known for its sex shops, strip clubs, and massage parlors...oh yeah, and there are some great restaurants too. Much more active at night than during the day, of course.
Dude: Hey, I'm gonna hit Cheshire Bridge Rd. and go get a private lap dance!

Friend: OK, just don't get arrested.
by pectussian June 29, 2011

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n. Also known as "QDB" or "Quote Database," this is a very popular site listing quotes from IRC and IM conversations. Often the humor stems from someone making a typo, such as "Peking Dick FTW...wait, I mean Peking Duck!" Bash.org is also the site partially responsible for making such 'Net users as bloodninja into Internet celebrities, due to their hilarious trolling efforts. Best read late at night with friends, after consuming large amounts of alcohol or other mind-altering substances.
Nutshell_dude: So, I'm drinking Cock right now.
MadManCurie: Oh shit! That's going on bash.org!
Nutshell_dude: No, wait! I meant Coke! Fuck you.
by pectussian June 17, 2011

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