Definitions by patty watty the fat faggy

spider-man 

When someone decides to have sex directly after having their balls busted which causes blood to come out instead of jizz.

damn it, I had a spider-man.

spider-man by patty watty the fat faggy May 11, 2010

jiggily joe. 

when someone pours hot coffee all over their boobs and has it licked off.

Lisa gave jon a jiggily joe. for breakfast.

jiggily joe. by patty watty the fat faggy May 9, 2010